When a file takes forever to load
Me during and after watching the last Harry Potter movie…
Crush tells a joke What you think you look like laughing What you really...
When your crush walks in and your friend looks at you like and you’re...
That moment when you understand something in math class I think this is true...
This is SO me: How I think I look acting cute How I really look
The teacher asks a question, you know the answer The teacher picks someone...
What my parents think I do when I’m home alone. What I actually do. ...
Sheldon knows football?! Quidditch, sure, but football?!
The Pottermore Journal: My Message to Jo... →
the-pottermore-journal: Today, beta users were asked to provide more detailed feedback so as to enhance the Pottermore experience. At the end of the survey there is a box to provide a concise message to staff. I chose to be somewhat critical with mine: “Although I appreciate the gesture on behalf of JK Rowling and her…
Pottermore Insider - Behind the Scenes →
Pottermore Insider - Behind the Scenes The making of the House Crests Part 1 - Ravenclaw and Gryffindor
(415): There’s a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest. (415): No but seriously, there’s a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Texts from last night
(484): we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Text from last night
(124): Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn’t upset me at all. I wish my friends would do this to me.
Can't say I agree with this
(310): kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley. (1-310): damn… fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny… and kill hermoine! I can’t believe I’m answering this right now.
Dear Blank, Please Blank - Harry Potter →
Dear attractive guy, You had me at “hello…” Sincerely, but lost me at “I don’t like Harry Potter.”
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
The Thankful List →
I can see the guy driving the car behind me, and I swear he looks just like Matthew Lewis AKA Neville Longbottom! OMG!
The competition for house points on Pottermore is...
repelo-muggletum: Gryffindor: Slytherin: Ravenclaw: And Hufflepuff is just like: Hey could you pass the chicken?
Today I found out that a girl I used to know in primary school (going back at least 13years ago) and who I wasn’t overly friends with, was killed after being in a moped accident in Bali. At the tender age of 25 her joyful, bubbly life is over. Even though I haven’t spoken to her in at least 6 years, the news really upset me. Hurt me even more to admit that back in primary school I...
9GAG - Adventures In Babysitting →
Never fails to crack me up :D
Harry Potter nerds to the extreme
isra: haha i want a harry potter status!
me: do you want to be at work right now?
me: "would rather be in Aragogs den then at work right now"
"would rather be stuck in potions with snape then at work right now"
isra: lmfao would rather be dancing with neville longbottom than at work right now
me: lmao awww but comeon he tries and he had an amazing time at the yule ball lol
isra: hahah he really did
would rather be pixie hunting with crabbe and goyle than at work right now
would rather be repotting mandrakes without earmuffs than be at work right now
me: would rather be mauled by a hippogriff than be at work right now
isra: hahaha idk which one i like the most!
me: would rather be petrified by a basilisk then be at work right now
would rather be scrubbing hagrids giant hairy feet than at work right now
me: HAHAHA would rather be baby sitting Fang then be at work right now
isra: lol this is too much fun
me: hahahaha would rather be on a date with voldemort than at work right now
isra: lmfao thats it! i like that one the most
isra: there we go it is now my status
me: omg best day ever lol........ would rather be stuck in the whomping willow than be at work right now
me: .........would rather be attacked by grindylows than be at work right now
A 'pick me up' →
I sometimes seriously convince myself that J.K. Rowling is actually a wizard or squib & writing the Harry Potter novels is her way of telling us muggles about the wizarding world without getting in trouble by the Ministry of Magic.
The Pottermore Journal: I. AM. IN. →
the-pottermore-journal: So, after casually opening my email inbox expecting to feel the usual disappointment flourishing from the depths of my heart and permeating through to my sanity, a.k.a: that which I have experienced over the past few weeks everytime I have been greeted with ‘Inbox(0)’, I, instead, spat Coca-cola…
I’M IN! I’M IN! I’M IN! I’M IN! I’M IN! Oh my god I can’t breath properly! I’M IN!
Everyone else is getting their Pottermore e-mails...
robbymalfoy-ncis: mycroftisyourcroft: gpoy